I-E-A-I-A-I-O

Music by S. Odadjian and D. Malakian
Lyrics by S. Tankian and J. Dolmayan

Peter's pecker picked another,
Pickle bearing pussy pepper,
Peter's pecker picked another,
Pickle bearing pussy pepper, why,

Meeting John at Dale's Jr.,
Winked an eye and point a finger,
Meeting John at Dale's Jr.,
Winked an eye and point a finger, why,

A former cop, undercover,
Just got shot, now recovered,
A former cop, undercover,
Just got shot, now recovered, why,

Fighting crime, with a partner,
Lois Lane, Jimmy Carter,
Fighting crime, with a partner,
Lois Lane, Jimmy Carter, (siren)

I-E-A-I-A-I-O,
I-E-A-I-A-I-O, why,
As we light up the sky,

Peter's pecker picked another,
Pickle bearing pussy pepper,
Peter's pecker picked another,
Pickle bearing pussy pepper, why,

Meeting John at Dale's Jr.,
Winked an eye and point a finger,
Meeting John at Dale's Jr.,
Winked an eye and point a finger, why,

A former cop, undercover,
Just got shot, now recovered,
A former cop, undercover,
Just got shot, now recovered, why,

Fighting crime, with a partner,
Lois Lane, Jimmy Carter,
Fighting crime, with a partner,
Lois Lane, Jimmy Carter, (siren)

I-E-A-I-A-I-O,
I-E-A-I-A-I-O, why,
As we light up the sky,
I-E-A-I-A-I-O,
I-E-A-I-A-I-O, why,
As we light up the sky,

Mine delusions acquainted,
Bubble erotica,
Plutonium wedding rings,
Icicles stretching,
Bycicles, shoestrings,
One flag, flaggy but one,
Painting the paintings of the alive,

I-E-A-I-A-I-O,
I-E-A-I-A-I-O, why,
As we light up the sky,
I-E-A-I-A-I-O,
I-E-A-I-A-I-O, why,
On the fourth of July.